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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.10 11:27:00 -
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As a hurr-durr Goon linemember sockpuppet, I naturally agree with everything you said Khanh. I mean, you used 3 posts in a row and everything. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.11 02:11:00 -
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Renegade Heart wrote:Asher Elias wrote:Wow, sitting in local docked up, you've really shown us what's what Gevlon! Btw, why are you too cowardly to put your main in the wardec corp? Why would anyone else join if you won't even put your own guy or risk or even undock? I'm in. Watch out goons this noob is coming for you!
Good for you. More hisec players should do this instead of bitching. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.13 00:44:00 -
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They will embrace you until you explode with joy and surrender.
Or just explode. Whatever. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.13 08:43:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Xolve wrote: I don't think he can afford our attention.
I already got your attention, hence the posting. Admit it, you are just afraid that Goons will be defeated by us and not the famous PL.
Well, you might make me laugh to death by posting like this. Does that count as victory?
Hey Xolve, how would PL feel about dropping this whole N3/NC. vs CFC business so we can unite under the common banner of crushing this clear and present danger *snicker* Goblin represents? I mean, after he's done with us, he's sure to come after you guys. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.13 12:05:00 -
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Bald Beauty wrote:Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?
Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets...
Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters! |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.15 07:04:00 -
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Andski wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the in-game war history. 99.6% ISK efficiency. Not bad from randomly invited carebear alts.
I've known that Goons are horrible, but this result still surprises me! Yes you can get pretty high KB efficiency by staying in docking range of 4-4 and shooting wartargets, who knew? Meanwhile you should write up some more verbose garbage to tell everyone how this is crippling us
I had to wait almost 24 hours for my SRP to get paid out, admit it; Goblin's got you by the balls. LYING DIREKKTORATE SCUM!!! |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:14:00 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Unless you join goons, gain their trust, one day become a director, empty their assests, alliance wallet and on your way out awox the mittani, then you won't beat goons in highsec, you might demoralize the goons in highsec but you can't stop the swarm from existence.
Hisec is demoralizing whether you're there shooting our ships or not. Hisec is terrible.
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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:11:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Goon communication summary
Page1: lolol it will fail like the other project of the publord Page10: oh it will just kill dumb noobs who don't come to Deklein as they should Page18: Mangala save us!
I kind of want to dissect you to find out what makes you you, and then arrange for large scale gene therapy to correct the population by removing whatever vestigial bit of DNA is causing you to be the way you are. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.17 05:14:00 -
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Actually, its a $0 return on investment, unless you actually scooped 1.5bill in loot from our wrecks.
Don't tell me you've lost your economics mojo as well? It was (arguably) the only thing you had going for you. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.17 06:14:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Davish Krail wrote:Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count. You mean we aren't winning fast enough?
You aren't winning at all because we aren't competing with you. We are laughing at you because what you are doing doesn't impact on anything we give even the tiniest **** about. |
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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.18 12:56:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Renegade Heart wrote: he wants to pay for others to do so. Without real commitment, not only in terms of isk, but also of his time in-game, that's pretty much the summary and demise of every idea he's had. although him paying for something is a slightly new tactic, usually he just wants people to give him money to do things they can already do with out him.
Not actually his first attempt. He bought into TEST (which was when we well and truly knew they were absolutely rogered. Morale skyrocketed, which is funny because it was pretty high beforehand) and in a roundabout sort of way, funded all the thieves who made off with the loot just before the whole enterprise went **** up.
Now he's bought himself a hisec anti-goon alliance. I suppose you could call that progress... if you squint really, really hard and avoid looking at all the holes in the plan.
edit: that's a censored word? Really? PEGI PG13 strikes again I guess.
For those who couldn't guess, I was talking about bosoms. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.18 14:33:00 -
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Genseric Tollaris wrote:Khador Vess wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote: If that is the case, why the attention? Why did RvB wardec?
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What makes Lemmings special to you making you post in this thread?
RvB is really simple to understand... we blow **** up... we LIKE to blow **** up.... no we LOVE to blow **** up. That is mostly each other but we're equally as happy to donate hot rounds of phased plasma to people like you and your new bunch of lemmings. If we get a free chance to blow up lots of muppets all in one go that that to us is christmas come again. Aligning with the goons to avoid conflict doesn't exactly reflect the enthusiasm for pvp that you're expressing. You'd get much better fights and more targets with the goons than you would against goblin and co.
sure... if we were the type to fight fair. (hint: we don't fight fair). |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.20 06:39:00 -
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Northern Misfit wrote:We did an event today, 10 noobs joined 2 vets and in no less than 30 minutes had scouted out my Rattlesnake and killed it. All it really takes is an FC who can get their pilots to understand the dscan, warp to, tackle, kill concept. The fleet was rewarded with a payout from my bounty, and a little bling on their killboard, the individual pilots were rewarded with the understanding that a small fleet that's working together can do big things!
Imagine if he undocked and led his merry band of carebears on an adventure, they would learn something and have fun all at the same time.
What have you done!? What about your precious killboard effiency!? |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.21 04:41:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:General Lemming wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Dave Stark wrote:gevlon's big announcement tomorrow.
100m isk says it's worthy of a darwin award nomination, since we're going with a darwin theme here. Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk! The story behind the pod and Raven will even make our war targets laugh their asses off.... As a guy who gives goons money for failing, I really do enjoy an amusing story about goon failure. Unfortunately gevlons strength is not his writing skills, so if he could allow someone who can spin a thrilling tale to write it up for him that would be great, tia.
Get Mittens to do it. He spins like a hurricane. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.28 11:22:00 -
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So, while pretty much every goon in New Eden was indisposed kicking the everliving **** out of PL NC. and whoever the **** else was on grid in B-R in the last 24 hours, did you guys manage to get a run on any of our precious hisec POCOs?
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Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.31 00:17:00 -
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So here is a thing I've been thinking about.
If we can lose over a trillion ISK in assets in the space of 24 hours (while winning the engagement) and shrug it off, how do you arrive at the conclusion that popping a couple of billion ISK worth of crap in the space of several weeks in an area which we literally don't give two tin turds about is somehow going to bring us to our knees? |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.31 07:25:00 -
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Han Pos wrote:Has a single Goonie POCO died yet or is this just 47 pages of hurfing?
The second thing you said. |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.02.01 09:44:00 -
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Kryptik Kai wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first! The second comes in Monday! Is it haggis? Fruitcake? Man the anticipation is unbearable!
It's a double turd sandwich. Same as every other thing he cooks up in EVE. |
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